No one will care, but I'm just going to share anyway

So, no one was in game and for grins I decided to run a skirm with my guard (I've actually gained a level on him in the past week or so - first such in about 1.5 years - maybe I'll hit lvl40 on him before we reach Mordor).
I'm running the tuckborough skirm with my bannerguard. I'm defending the 1st wave at the last check point before the courtyard and my bannerguard (whom I've since renamed Stupid) gets a bug up his butt and runs from where the hobbits are all the way to, then into, the courtyard - where he aggros the whole place just in time for the 2nd wave to spawn at which point he promptly craps his pants and he runs back ... I know it is pointless but I swap to sword & board (not like I can run off aggro in a skirm) and go down fighting... 3 Lts (the death rez guy, a shepard of filth, and the one with the healing aura) and maybe 12-15 normals. I was surprised how long we lasted - didn't have a chance in hell of winning but I had time to use all of my skills, blow my cooldowns and use a pot.